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when the pizza guy came over today i was like “have a good day” and he said “dont tell me what to do” and i just stood there staring at him and then he’s like “lol i got that from drake and josh”
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THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO EVER OH MY GOD YES
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cosmo tip #247
during intercourse, embrace him and softly whisper “are you feeling it mr. krabs?”
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